metalburger: brandysbrother: Seriously, if girls aren’t telling you about other niggas and the shit they say, they’re telling other niggas about you and the shit you say.
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
heartbreaks: do you ever listen to a song and it reminds you of a month or a certain time in your life and it makes you feel how you felt then because this literally happens to me all the time
Sex So Good...
imz2dope: Your dick is raw & your shaking & sweaty she can’t walk & her pussy’s raw & she’s like “my insides are going to hurt” :)
chroniczipsandbongrips: there are two types of people in this world those who smoke pot and those who need to